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Everybody my name is markiplier and welcome to the game. That is literally the only only name of this game. The game.
And here. We go. Oh okay.
Oh. Great here’s the thing. Oh.
That was the intro for the splash screen. Oh that poor guys. But i i have not even loaded up this game.
Because i wanted to get it as much surprised as possible when i was doing this in what in the world’s happening and our kisum the game. Oh that was not the name the rules of the game. No rules rules just play play okay thanks anonymous dude.
I guess i’m a walking prove that government you kill yourself just for what oh my god alright then pantheism the game. Oh i get it oh i’m albert einstein. I’m assuming gravity is pleased by human sacrifice.
But quantum mechanics hasn’t decided oh it’s a hollow earth duh when would i be able to fall that’s the only lead oh you fell all the way through china thanks for causing the earth. There was no land there you can’t say that i did anything because it was absolutely nothing underneath me to hollow nickle ism. The game this is testing my big vocabulary.
My initial ism. Oh all right then the point is it’s pointless hmm no seriously. It’s a filler level go back what go back to what there’s no porn.
If you want i was not wondering that i was not i swear i was not wondering that why would i have wondered that oh pervert you waited a flu hit a full 10 seconds. What i didn’t wait a full 10. So i was talking to my audience here trying to defend myself.
Saying the news. No porn. And it definitely wasn’t no porn communism the game aka on your marks.
Get set go. Oh okay all right. I’m guessing uh do you think.
He’s that same thing as i did before except. I do it first sorry you weren’t equal enough more for the risk. More for the rest of us was there another way to do that was there a way for me to win that communism to the game.
Soviet union theory. Is not practice you have been done personally falling out of political this game is amazing monogamy the game getting had two times better than one literal heartbreak. All’s fair in love and war.
I don’t think that was either love or war. That was just the the awesome animation of two hearts battling it to the death. I guess in a way that is a perfect analogy for relationships and everyday and we should all be very grateful for this scenario to be put in front of us so we can live right next level censorship.
The game sensor. Shivering is a game oh hi.
So i heard you like the beijing olympics. Maybe oh rofl. Now that’s it what i guess.
What is this fatalism. The game you’re all just npcs okay i think we all know it’s gonna happen it is inevitable esther anderson. My destiny whatever i’m the one i can control things with my mind.
In both worlds. Ah. Rewriting code.
Well. I supposed to just wait. Here.
I told you so. Mr. Anderson.
I think we also predicted some witty one liner oh maybe i need to rewatch the matrix. Not the matrix shooting lawyers in the face of the game okay yes murderer. I’m a horrible person i’m literally shooting flying lawyers who are a miracle of nature and i’m just shooting them out of the sky god how many times.
If it actually could fly how soon would it be until he got shot down like some military mentally. My radar. Mr.
Governor president man there general that’s not exactly how that story goes. I hope you enjoyed that story. I worked really hard on maybe.
This is it’s gonna keep going until. I don’t shoot him in the pole. Why don’t you came hey.
I’m in control here. Yeah. I didn’t get you in the face.
But i got you in like the chest region. I don’t even need to get close to them. I think.
My buckshot spray pattern is so big. They kidding. Oh you thought you could dodge.
Me huh. I didn’t even get a chance to dodge there maybe wasn’t gonna dodge maybe was coming out guys do that i’m a mass murderer. I take away give them nothing.
But i take from them everything. How one go. I have fun is that a dick.
Cheney joke. Is that dick cheney being killed.
By sarah palin. Today mooses coming. Soon.
Putin. That’s putin. The vice in vice president don’t laugh.
She’s watching you putin from her backyard yep that’s about sarah palin warf domestic spying. The game big brother is watching you too tom’s my big brother if you have nothing to okay. Let’s see what what oh okay.
I didn’t know this game was gonna take such a political stance. Happening alcoholism game. Oh no no no one will be the bog click.
The drunk bastard to start. Am. I am.
I trying to never oh wait so this is a difficult actually have to move myself all that much i’m gonna watch the straight light anyway by this great this teaching kids great thing you get drunken. If you can get away with it enough you don’t drink and drive don’t drink and drive don’t drink and drive don’t drink and dive wait god damn it alright give me i can imagine some about spartans in there the five saves. The game hi.
I bet. We’re gonna be best of friends. I don’t know what are you talking about see one thing.
I can do good jump. I guess please don’t kill me press an old space and i’ll dance for you wow you do dance. That’s incredible you’re really good at that okay time to die oh.
That’s the point okay. It’s okay with it it’s totally fine your problems are gone. Unfortunately so are you well that was sad let’s just move on abstinence.
Only the game no pain no game. The rules of the game. Don’t do anything okay.
I knew good good. I’m enjoying this i’m having fun. Well oh is this where i am in la joey in cincinnati.
It’s snowing. A lot of the northeast really bad. Too bad stuff.
Oh oh. I got an std on my copy. No.
No okay. Please. No you’re so totally screwed.
Like if you want to go that way trojan virus trojan condoms always use norton antivirus protection ah advertisement sponsored by norton yeah while you had to get aboard please. Oh god this is so horrible to bet the game okay.
It depends on what your deveny. Oh man tibet. Is logged out of china.
This wall right then free tibet surf the internet. How the hell did you get past. The chinese internet censors you know what oh you know this is america feminism cochise lady ah.
What should i choose who should i offend oh why is this power left into my hands. I guess i could see oh not only are they literally damned oh. Well the road to hell is paved with screwed intentions.
Guys next time you get the damn gross. What’s going on oh we’re offending everybody all right oh yeah yeah. Global warming.
The game okay inconvenience poof. What am. I elvis or am.
I i’m. Al gore. Okay you can obviously tell if this game originates from new grounds.
Just because it’s completely ridiculous. No one is free from peeing made fun of and goddamn. It’s just that right flavor of offensive.
All across the board red tape deck boy that’s a pun. No okay good okay never mind. I just got a checkpoint.
Then what is that let me fall off of it okay all right then it’s not a very solid piece of clown. I’m guessing unless caesar like snow oh. It’s okay then i guess okay yeah.
You do some yeah. It’s what i saw yeah. It’s what i thought you know the checkpoint.
I’m awfully close to the edge here. I don’t want to get too close to these. Gore mansion.
Oh great good thing he has a giant sign like that thank you al gore eo. But your politics are in another castle. Alec and read this at least you got internet.
He’s like the same jokes god this game came out and o8 like all these jokes were like inundated in this time period. Like my god mc escher. The game to infinity and beyond and beyond there beyond go get to the top.
But how it’s an impossible geometry it can’t be done you won’t ever hit bottom to put it in perspective. The honor beyond devon. Did.
I mention beyond okay. Good science.
The game. Reductionism. Has never been so completed getting down with galileo.
Hey. There. Oh oh.
I can’t dance. I’m. Holding space.
You want me touching butts touching butts touching butts all day long touching butts touching. But we all love to touch our butts well dad turn turn benjamin. Franklin shockey.
No no that’s not what happened coming soon large head hurt. Oh. It’s gonna divide by zero’ black hole.
Thought that was a penis at first conclusion. You must be bored as hell help me by getting signs the game peer reviewed okey. Dokey conservation is in the game retro gaming.
Accepted pong spore notice wait what am i supposed to do when i noticed the white those white clouds. They’re awfully white over there. Hey i notice you i noted you get back.
Here you no change for a change. The original maverick looks like every other capitalism. The game yes putting the sin in business.
Hello. But first a word from our sponsor. Wait if that’s the word from our sponsor.
Then that means we’re not doing a joke with microsoft me me. Always me me give me the money you know me. Yeah.
Me now you i’ll pay you to get me more money me me me me i got the top hat. I’m obviously the dignified one me get me just. Marry.
Me. Oh. Me me me me.
Me me me me me me wow seven hundred billion tokens to replay epic ball you can put dipstick on a pig democracy the game one for all in most 102 vote on this oh aaron it looks like you’ve already voted. You have to wait four years before you vote again have mickey mouse. If you think you can vote in a world goofier than you are well.
You’re nuts. A democracy and if argumentum and ad. Populum.
Ai. N’t good.
Enough for our police were send in the argumentum ad by column a su l.’m. Coulomb putting the maken democracy.
I wasn’t expecting that a literal asian fail if this was dbz the next ten levels would just be about info music artists the game satara’s bob pop vulture. Oh well too bad you couldn’t see that one because of that copyrighted music in it yay medicare. The game.
It’s himself bourbon man. I’ve been injured covering recovering gym. There currently five thousand two hundred and thirty four people online waiting please hold they’re currently foul lag what to get for a free game usin.
Oh that’s that’s technically whatever zoo. The whole time. I guess long live the right to die.
The game is free word. That’s why it sucks yes. What you get for free game.
Oh man alternative medicine. The game. You also get a certain alternate ending.
Oh. I get to pick oh. I could do pick exorcism.
Acupuncture. New age magnet therapy homeopathy homeopathy. I’ll choose exorcism okay that worked great thanks jesus you think that’s pacifism the game what if i was on your side.
The whole time have a sister. What are you even talking about okay all right. I’d say don’t kill his bud kill this guy’s make love not war zone couch.
This game. Okay we’re still rolling my god oh. I get to choose.
I’m rick james oh. There’s another one that i can’t do i’ve already way mine. Damn it damn it damn it damn it rick james i can’t beat him i can’t beat him aah.
Oh. I couldn’t beat him. There’s no way for all the game alright hey hey.
What’s my objective who’s my objective. What what am i supposed to be doing here okay. I’m gonna how do we and wine.
See a row man therefore you win. Oh goody. It’s music that you can’t hear.
But i’ll sing it for you when it comes up. Oh.
She’s just singing. I was gonna start singing dammit. Oh go for it ah dope.
The game marry juwanna cannabliss 420. Please. Yeah.
That’s what you get for a game sold on the black market because it’s legal. Which will put you into debt. Forcing you to rob and kill making this game.
Even more illegal in my ratings. Going even higher. Yeah me taming of the shrew game aka play the play now tamer.
Damn this kinky what what wait tame the shrew is it that’s like a reference to something i can remember well the error of comedies. If you want more death prime macbeth. Bush administration.
The game eight years in the aching. It’s like the jokes are funny. But they’re so outdated oh man cuz.
We’re like 2015 years it’s like this was seven years ago seven years ago. Yeah. Debbie w.
Dad. Change oh wait cuz retro getting suck. So this will be the last game remake.
I do supernatural claims the game take this game seriously. Oh god orbs. No there’s a millions of parts.
You must be co sorts run away man. There goes. Here.
Run away. Oh wow. All right taking it to a whole nother level.
Who are you gonna call mythbusters. Okay now it’s the last game remake. I do prisoner’s dilemma.
The game game theory the game okay psychic the game aka no strip dumbass with fills beyond the grave of reaching to be the energy is fading. But i think they’re trying to send you a message does the letter u. Remind you of anything i do not understand your silence.
Does it remind you anything. Yes. Oh yes.
Tell me more about it you are hold on. I’m.
Getting a message from beyond. They’re telling. Me you are oh yeah.
The monkey will come out of your ass. And you lose 40. Oh man.
I bet. James randi. Won’t want to replicate that trick.
But if you’re psychic you knew that already war on terror. The game the game. Critics are oh boy here we go september oh comedy the game.
Because they won’t publish my semi. Okay never well is this the divine comedy. We’re talking about or is this is normal the next to last supplement.
What this is the next to last level play haha beyond the game game over man game over it’s really are you sure about that it’s been quite an adventure. I didn’t expect it to go this long. But holy hell.
We’re here. Oh. That’s really it nikolas leo leo wow.
Got a dam that was both hilarious horribly offensive and gosh darn inappropriate at times. But that’s like what newgrounds was all about it was all about like pushing things past the point. Where they should have been pushed in some directions.
I mean some some animations some games went way way worse than this. But hey. It’s a game of its times.
And it was highly recommended by all of you guys and tipo. It’s not whether you want to lose. It’s how you play the game.
But in case. You’re wondering you lost try again well. I apparently lost.
I don’t have time to go back and try to win again and just to be clear there are two other games. After this one. This is a trilogy a trilogy so while it was offensive.
It didn’t have a lot of moments that made me laugh pretty hard so i will obviously title this game offensive in some way or warn you guys in the beginning. That this is for an open minded crowd as opposed to just not an open minded crowd. But it is what it is this game is what it is and to be honest.
I enjoyed it for the most part so thank you all so much for watching. I really want you guys to let me know if you want to see the next two parts i might play them anyway. But i do want your input on this because like hey i don’t know what you guys are gonna think about this game like a lot of this was funny to me and you guys might be offended that i thought some of it was funny hey this wiz.
So thank you all so much for watching click. The annotation or for any videos that i’ve done and as always i will see you .
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